Just imagine how many illegal drag races Gomez must have refereed, and the number of incriminating egg shells she’s had to dispose of in the middle of the night.

Collectively, we want to grant Gomez amnesty-after years of on-again, off-again romance with Justin Bieber, the pop star has undoubtedly suffered enough. The most spectacular social media suicide came from Selena Gomez. In the wake of Sunday’s takedown, some loyal squad members chose martyrdom. to New York, Swift’s BFFs are mournfully scrolling through their Fourth of July Instagrams, rending their patriotic onesies in grief and wondering how it all went wrong.

But while the rest of the world is celebrating Christmas in July aka the resurrection of Yeezus’ reputation, a few forlorn supermodels have been left standing on the wrong side of herstory. Swift once and for all on National Snake Day. Twenty six years later, the mystical forces of the Chinese Zodiac and Kim Kardashian West aligned to out Ms. Taylor Alison Swift was born on December 13, 1989-the year of the snake.

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